Satire: The Coup Plotters, That Almost Destroyed The Republic

It was early in the morning on November 4th, 2020. The location was an old abandoned warehouse somewhere in a Maryland industrial park. The air was thick with smoke from all the Trump ballots being burned. A wily old man emerged on the smokey horizon behind a few abandoned cars just in front of a broken down independent gas station – the dust-covered neon lights were barely flickering, indicating it was still open. With a smoldering cigarette hanging from his chapped lips, one has to ask, who and what was this old man up to?

The warehouse was actually a clandestine vote-rigging office set up by a black-ops CIA operation. The man? He was part of Rudy Giuliani’s election fraud detection team, looking for the smoking gun into the biggest election theft in American history. Sidestepping a rat that scurried into the gutter, the old man snuck up to a warehouse window to see what was going on inside.

Rubbing the soot from the window, the old man peered into the warehouse and began to witness the events we have all been thinking about for the past several weeks. In the dead of the early morning night, one could hear a pin drop except for the paper shuffling and the signature scribbling from pens on stacks of blank ballots. Then there was the 60 cycle hum from servers marked, “Dominion.” The old man’s eyes began to widen. He could clearly see and hear the faint footsteps of about twenty people walking around a long table sorting through ballots. The old man could hear the supervisor of the team on her old Nokia 2G telephone talking to what appeared to be 40 or more other sites across America doing the very same thing.

Shocked by what he saw, the old man fell back for a moment and stepped on an old “Jim Beam” bottle left by a drunk two weeks ago. CRUNCH! In the still of the night, the sound of broken glass seemed to echo around the warehouse. All eyes from the black-ops team turned to the window and discovered the old man – they have been unmasked!

Wharehouse security went in hot pursuit of the old man. But the old man was nimble. Sneaking through a side door, he was able to hide behind one of the Dominion servers while several of the black-ops team swept the building in their search. Seizing on the opportunity, the old man could see that the Dominio servers were hooked to a spider web of ethernet cables. Using his trusty pocket knife, he peeled away the plastic covering on one of the cables. Pulling a couple of alligator clips from his front fisherman’s pocket, he tapped into the network with his handheld Radio Shack TRS-80 computer. Using the DOS command, “netstat,” he could easily see IP traffic going to foreign endpoints – Frankfurt, Germany.

One might think the old man was not tech-savvy, but to the amazement of many, he found the “Kraken!” He quickly downloaded the “Kraken” on to his 3.5″ floppy drive. It did take several reboots and adjustments to the alligator clips. The old man discovered the algorithm that could expose the alleged election fraud that many Trump supporters have been looking for. We have exclusively obtained a copy of this software code shown below, which explains exactly what the black-ops team was up to:

function get_current_registered_voter_list(precinct) {

   registered_voters = query_voter_registration_dbase(precinct);

   return registered_voters;


function get_voters_voted(precinct) {

   voters_voted = query_voters_voted_in_dominion_dbase(precinct);

   return voters_voted;


/* kraken algorythym to hack presidential election 2020 */

foreach(county_in_state as precinct) {

   registered_voters = get_current_registered_voter_list(precinct);

   get_voters_voted = get_voters_voted(precinct);

   if(datetime(voters_voted) > datetime(precinct.poll_closing_time) ) {

      voters_to_fraud = registered_voters – get_voters_voted;

      if(get_voters_voted.Biden < get_voters_voted.Trump) {


        if((get_voters_voted.Biden + .2%) < get_voters_voted.Trump) {


        } else {

           return success;





After this fateful event, the old man escaped from the warehouse using an abanded still functioning electric golf cart and began to postulate what he could do to expose the great election steal. He first reported it to Rudy Giuliani, but for the moment, he was too busy applying hair dye for his next TV appearance. Posting his findings on Facebook and Twitter, he was quickly banned via CIA algorithms, previously written by Edward Snowden, which quickly spotted this unmasking. The fix was in, and the deep state, for now, has won.

The days following the 2020 election resulted in many highs and lows as the Trump administration frantically tried to expose election fraud. According to CNN, any judicial inquiry into election fraud was quickly dismissed. The mainstream media labeled the allegations as another Trump lie – the 10,201st lie to be exact. Trump took to Twitter and labeled the media reports as “Bigley” Fake News. If only Trump and Sydney Powell had talked to us … we had the “Kraken” all along, from the old wily man. We tried to contact Trump via a fake Qanon Twitter account, but it was too little too late. Events were spinning out of control.

On January 6th, 2021, the day they counted the Electoral College votes, Trump realized he must finally act. President Trump returning from a round of golf earlier on that day, took a few minutes off that afternoon from playing 3D chess with Melania, and began to hatch a diabolical coup d’état plan.

Trump first called Mike Pence to get help. But he was too busy reading the constitution to cure his insomnia. Besides, his wife was unavailable and could not attend a meeting with Trump without her. With many in the Trump administration resigning or comprised, who could Trump call on to rescue the situation? Trump being a businessman, always thinking of productivity, used the only tool available to him at the time, Twitter.

Trump began to Twitter search for MAGA supporters and discovered a mysterious name that kept coming up, “Q,” or “QAnon,” the word for a “Q” psychic.  “Q” + anonymous, is “QAnon,” get it? Rather clever, huh? But this would not be enough. Trump needed a leader of the coup on the ground. This person needed to be charismatic that could lead the coup followers on an epic assault of the U.S. Capitol building.  Stage left, in comes Mr. Viking Man – with all his passion seen pictured below.

Mr. Viking Man’s real name is Jake Angeli. He is a staunch Trump supporter and is a well-known supporter of “Q.” He goes by the moniker “Q Shaman,” and uses his unique outfit to fool people. There have been rumors that connect Viking Man with Nancy Pelosi – the dots are there if you choose to connect them – others don’t. The point here is that to have a successful coup – you will need inside help.

Now before you laugh at those Mr. Viking Man’s horns – it’s all an act to cover their true purpose. Those horns are actually 5G antennas that can resonate with certain frequencies to affect large crowds into mass hysteria. But this will not be enough.

Trump’s got this. Remember the old wily man? He is not only a clandestine tech guru, but is also an avid drone pilot – he got most of his skills off of 4-chan before it was taken down by the CIA black hats.  The old man had just enough disk space on his TRS-80 to load the drone program. You see, if we can make tiny bird-like drones to spread a dust cloud over a crowd like a chemtrail – combined with the 5G resonators from the horns, we have the makings of mass crowd control similar to MK-Ultra

Trump couldn’t rely on anyone, so he personally managed the storming of the Capitol in a well-orchestrated massive coup. Here was the step-by-step plan:

  1. Invite all Trump supporters for a massive MAGA rally near the Capitol building.
  2. Just prior, Trump begins speaking, and the old wily man releases the “Kraken” drones. One can see a slight chemtrail mist in the air.
  3. Trump began to speak. Normal people could not hear the incitement to the coup unless you have Trump Derangement Syndrome. 
  4. But just at the right moment, Trump’s speech reached a crescendo – Mr. Viking Man turns on his 5G horns.
  5. The air resonates, and the crowd went nuts and began the storming of the Capitol. The coup was underway.
  6. The Pelosi backdoor relationship allowed the mob in the Capitol building.
  7. Trump returned to his bunker back at the White House, and the rest is history.

But Trump had a problem. You see, Mr. Viking Man’s horns were not using Telsa batteries. They were Chinese made Walmart look-a-likes. They went dead right in the middle of the coup. The 5G resonance ended too soon and allowed the Antifa elements in the storm to prevail. Even “Q” couldn’t help Trump by this time. Twitter reduced the “Q” Tweets to Twatter. For Trump, the coup failed.

One last clean up item. Was “Q” the old wily man? Reports show, that his cigarette buts left at the Maryland industrial park warehouse were marked with the letter “Q.” Videos show a person that looked a lot like the old man walking away through the mob with Pelosi’s laptop. Hmmm … Will “Q” rise once again like a phoenix from the ashes of burning American flags and MAGA hats? We are monitoring 16-chan.

Nancy Pelosi has had a meltdown over the Trump coup. She went on 60 minutes and cried for hours (they edited out much of the crying) for the soul of the nation – so heartfelt. She is in search of a solution to battle the all and powerful “Q.” But once again, we have a leader searching for someone to save them in a time of need. She can’t trust anyone from the Trump administration – they are all compromised.

That’s when Nancy called on the only person that could deal a death blow to the magic of “Q,” none other than Alex Jones. Secretly both Nancy and Alex have been friends for a long time. Nancy knows Alex is a man’s man, and he was more than ready to assist Nancy. See below Alex’s takedown of “Q.”

Phew … America dodged the coup bullet. Thank Gawd for Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats, along with the fair and honest media, in exposing Trump’s ingenious, complex, secret, and “Bigely” coup to destroy the Republic … 😉 

Notwithstanding this story of some of the depicted events described, they do have real-world consequences. People have unfortunately died. Though we all regret this, one’s thoughts turn to having a more transparent auditable election process and more governmental integrity to ensure this doesn’t happen again. Many in mainstream media has called the events on January 6th, 2021, a Trump coup – see here and here. Still, others call it an insurrection – see here and here. Perhaps the brains of these folks are tuned into Mr. Viking Man’s 5G horned antenna. It is as absurd as this article.

Are Americans this gullible? Apparently …

 RWR original article syndication source.

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Written by Tom Williams

Born down on the farm in America's Midwest, my early life was spent climbing the ladder via a long career in information technology. Starting as a technician, and after earning a degree going to night school, I eventually found a place working at ATT Bell Laboratories as a software engineer.

Later moving into management and then a long stint in a major management consulting firm working with major banking, telecommunications, and retail companies. Working in various states in America, I also spent considerable time living and working in several European countries - currently expat in France. As a side career, I was heavily involved in real estate development and an avid futures trader. This experience can give one a unique view of the world.

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  1. You can feed America anything and there is a large group of people will fall for the story. They are called Democrat’s. They will never see the truth. I am sick to death of the democrat’s and republicans party. The republican’s have no back bone that is just as bad as the democrat’s. Just being honest.

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