Joe Biden’s Presidency Signature Talking Point: “C’mon Man, That’s What Happened” Satire

Your alleged President just figured a new, fireproof way to follow the science. When you question his wisdom, his leadership, or his mental acuity, he will produce a full list of disasters that he created, and he will state a simple scientific truth: “that’s simply what happened!”

When you have “the leader of the government getting on a plane and going to another country” because his life is in danger  – that’s what happened.

When you have an army – the very army that you told us was “well equipped and ready to fight” – “leaving their equipment and taking off”  –– that’s what happened. When women are killed and mutilated by the savages you unleashed on them – that’s what happened.

When people are falling off planes trying to escape the mayhem that you created – that’s what happened.

When women are throwing their children over the barbed wire hoping the strangers would save them from the Taliban – that’s what happened.

Biden On Afghanistan: It’s Not MY Fault, It’s Theirs

In Joe Biden’s world, things always happen.  You know, this “seasonal” catastrophe on the Southern border?  Or that “transitory” inflation that caused your food to double in price?  Or carnage that criminals cause in your city because of “racial, gender, and income-based disparities in the system?”  That’s just what happens.

If you are objecting to the chaos “happening” under the Biden administration, you are just a science denier. Things “happen” – that is one thing you cannot dispute. And if that makes you grumpy, just wait a few days, and you will feel better – Joe Biden does.

You know, that death and destruction in Afghanistan that Joe Biden manufactured? “That happened four days ago!” And Joe has a plan to solve it – a nice four-day vacation. And when he comes back, he will declare your criticism silly because you obsess about a problem that already happened!

You should just leave Joe alone and let him deal with the more pressing problems, like wasting government resources on mandating that preschoolers wear masks.

 RWR original article syndication source.

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Tatyana Larina comes from my favorite work of poetry.  And that's the only time you'll see me quoting Wikipedia as a source.

I came to the US in 1991, lived in Bay Area for 30 years, and I have a Computer Science degree.  I worked in software industry for several years, later switching to a career of a full time mom, and I never looked back.  I am currently a resident of Florida.

In my younger days, I wasn’t a conservative. That is not to say that I was ever a liberal – I was not anything at all. I had no idea that there were such concepts as “conservative” and “liberal”. I did not pay attention to politics at all, and the most political knowledge you would get out of me would be who the US President was, and even for that you had to catch me on the right day.

My first introduction to politics was during the second Israeli intifada in 2002. Unspeakable violence erupted in Israel. Every day dozens of people were killed. Even though I didn’t follow politics, that deeply affected me. I felt sad, frustrated, and powerless. And one night, I happened to stumble on an MSNBC program called “Alan Keyes is making sense.” He was talking passionately about Israel and the violence, and he addressed my feelings very well.  Since that evening, I turned on Alan Keyes every night, and by his commentary he was able to take away some of the frustration and anger that I had. It was like a nightly therapy session.

Feeling intrigued after watching Alan Keyes, I wondered what else MSNBC had in store. I switched through the channels, and low and behold, I found Scarborough Country. Right off, Joe Scarborough wasn’t what he is today at all. He was a solid conservative (as I now understand), making common sense conservative points. I found him interesting and engaging. Opposing liberalism had not entered my mind at that time. I still didn’t know anything about liberalism. It was just the things he said sounded very common sense and worthwhile to me. Imagine that at some point, MSNBC had a conservative host on the air. Crazy times, ha?

Exploring my new political universe, I switched through more channels, and one night I found FOX. O’Reilly Factor was on. From the very first night, I was hooked. I abandoned Scarborough. O’Reilly was not just common sense – he was aggressive, and he was a fighter. He was Scarborough on steroids. He wasn’t just talking – he was taking on what he thought to be wrong and unjust. Ever since the first time, and until untimely end of Bill’s FOX career, I don’t think I ever missed one Factor.

For forming my political views, and my ability to formulate them, I have to give special credit to three people: Charles Krauthammer, Bill O’Reilly, and Greg Guttfeld.  To Charles - philosophy.  To Bill - realistic and pragmatic approach to politics.  To Greg - realization that a good joke will change more minds than a long lecture.

And for everything else, thanks to my family.

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