The Sun – American men’s penises are only the 59th biggest in the world, a study reveals. A poll of 86 nations showed that French men’s genitals are 6.20 inches in length, while Australia ranks 43rd at 5.69. According to the data, men in Haiti have an average penis size of 6.30 inches when erect.
Ecuadorian men apparently have the biggest penises, at an average of 6.93 inches, while the smallest can be found in Cambodia at just 3.95 inches long when erect. Men in the US narrowly beat those in the UK as the average size recorded was 5.17 inches.
Online pharmacy From Mars analyzed Google data from 86 countries to develop the findings. See an excerpt in the graphic below.
My first take on this report from The Sun is that it was just more clickbait. How would one really find accurate (consistently polled in each country) data like this from around the world? However, see a chart below and a report from back in 2015 from the NY Post that seems to corroborate The Sun’s article.
I would still maintain this report is more about poor polling methodologies and/or cultural biases to misrepresent polling results. For example – in the US, the majority of its citizens come from European genetic stock – the same as Canada, which the report says has a full inch bigger penis size. At the same time, the US immigrant populations are coming from regions with even bigger penis sizes than Canada. How can this be… unless there are other factors that need to be considered.
“Penis size can have a massive impact on confidence and self-image.” Or does it? When we ask that age-old question “does size matter?” we’re usually talking about whether the size of your gentleman’s appendage has any effect on your ability to satisfy your partner between the sheets.
Well, now it turns out that there’s a direct correlation between the size of your trouser sausage and how well you do in the workplace. And guess what, the results are surprising. Well-hung doesn’t necessarily mean well off, with the highest earners boasting (if that’s the right word) the smallest todgers. See this in the chart below and learn more here.
Perhaps the men well-endowed spend all their time love-making and not money-making. On the other hand, maybe those men not well-endowed need to make up for this in other areas and hence have the drive to succeed more than others.
For women, and if it matters to you, here are four facts about penis size that may shock you in terms of penis size – learn more here.
- Shoe size is not linked to penis size.
- Height is not linked to penis size.
- Big hands are not associated with a big penis.
- Fingers are a predictor of penis size.
Believe it or not, a man’s fingers can be a good predictor of whether he has a big penis or not! A study published in the Asian Journal of Andrology in 2011 made a shocking revelation that the ratio of the length of a man’s index finger is compared to his ring finger is related to his penis size. Korean researchers said that a more extended ring finger and shorter index finger signify that the man has a longer penis.
Give us your thoughts if you have any serious explanations of this data in the comment section below – or is all this analysis more funny clickbait?
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